i heart broken social scene

park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
dream about me

breaking news: bush is a disaster

the most photogenic of all the turners

see that baby-shaped thing at the top of the black space?

that's a baby.

stefaniezissou: okay, so, there's this big empty black space, and then that's the baby at the top?
scrubturner75: yes ma'am
stefaniezissou: holy crap, it's so baby-shaped already!!!
scrubturner75: 3/4 of an inch long- is that not unfathomable?
stefaniezissou: jesus christ.
scrubturner75: it doubles in size between the 9th and 10th weeks. it goes from the size of a small plum to a large lime
scrubturner75: of course all of these measurements have to be Turnerized
stefaniezissou: HAHAHA
stefaniezissou: so, from the size of a football to the size of a football stadium.

"a natural disaster that interrupted a social disaster"

i never thought i would agree with david brooks.

right city, wrong state

FEMA just cannot stop fucking this up.

heartless and clueless: a bad combination

from barbara bush:

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." (link)

jesus.

panda blogging

why am i obsessed with the new baby panda? i don't know. but they're sleeping, and they're cute.
webcam. i'm serious.