i dare you
okay, i challenge any one of you to tell me that this isn't the cutest, weirdest thing you've seen all day.
it's the baby panda at the san diego zoo. it weighs 20 ounces. awwwww.
posted by stefanie @ 12:37 PM
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Pandas are idiots. I refer you to my one post about bears in general that is no longer available on the internet.
Regardless, I actually don't like pandas. They're stupid. Did you know that panda mothers frequently give birth to twins? And then the idiot panda mother picks one of the two cubs and selectively cares for it and allows the other one to die. That's why they're endangered--not because we're encroaching on their environment or whatever, but because they've adopted an idiot reproductive strategy. Those friggin pandas can just take their make-shift thumbs and stick them up their own asses for all I care. Pandas are just a poor man's koala bear.
And the baby panda in the picture is hideous.
(in)Sincerely,
Mr.I
also, female pandas are only fertile 3-5 days per year, which supports your assertion that they deserve to go extinct. but still, i think that a 20 ounce panda is pretty hilarious. sort of like those teeny bottles of mustard at the gas station.
I'm afraid to say that I have to agree with Bogdan. I would find the tiny mustard bottle to be cuter than this panda.
However I submit another cute baby animal picture to make up for my dissenting opinion: http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/images/harp-seal-baby.jpg
i'll see your baby seal and raise you this baby penguin: http://www.china-pictorial.com/chpic/htdocs/English/content/200306/images/2-2/mlz-07.jpg
might i add: http://ahook.net/images/pop_hitsuji_l.jpg
I'm gonna have to fold, that baby penguin is just too fucking cute to raise.
My God, those animals were unbearably cute. I think I'm crying from happiness.
-Mr. I
That little guy pretty much looks like someone beheaded a lamb, punched it in the face a few times, and grafted the head onto a pygmy elephant.
I don't think I'd care for my young, either, if I gave birth to that.
I am unfortunately reminded of "Eraserhead"
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