MBW and moving home

so, i haven't blogged in a while (except for photos) because i'm currently using all my mental energy to keep from killing my new coworker denise, aka Ms. Bad Wig, or MBW. good lord, this woman is the world's hugest idiot. first of all, as her nickname implies, she wears an awful wig. like, horrible. the wig is styled such that it looks like she's wearing a low side ponytail on her left shoulder, with a curly tendril on the right side. it's always slightly askew, and you can usually see a bit of her natural hairline on one side. now, why on earth would you get such a specific wig? i mean, are we really expected to believe that she wears her hair like that every day?

also, she's a total idiot, and a huge bitch, which is a bad combination. like, she's always wrong, and always refuses to consider the fact that she might be wrong. like, one her first day, she asked me how to transfer a call, and i said, hit transfer, then the extension, then hit transfer again. and she said, "no, that's not right." what?? oh god. hmm, what else? she talks to herself, all the time, at normal conversational volume. "hmm, okay, so i'll go up here and hit close, then i'll open this...wait, no, maybe it's this other menu..." ALL DAY. argh.

anyway, she freaking sucks. hopefully she'll be getting fired soon. but i'm out of here in a couple of weeks, so i guess it doesn't really matter.

speaking of out of here - i'm leaving dc in less than three weeks! it's such a bizarre feeling. i don't want to get too sappy about it, but i'm lucky to have stumbled into a really amazing social network here, and there are lots of people i'm really going to miss. but i miss the midwest too, and i know i'll be happy there too. now it's time to get nervous about, you know, not having a job. or a car. or insurance. plus i let my driver's license expire. yikes.